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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun is one of the most bizarrely mis-marketed movies I've ever seen.

Look at the poster.





It looks like a 2018 America movie starring Bella Thorne and Patrick Schwarzenegger, right?


Instead, it's a 2006 Japanese film starring Yui and Takashi Tsukamoto.



It's Japanese title is Taiyô no uta.

I'm glad that there is diversity in movies, but this seems like an extreme bait-and-switch. But it's still about a girl with xeroderma pigmentosum (XP),

The movie starts with a slow pan over Kamakura and I mean 30 seconds slow. I'm confused as to the lack of an opening pop song.



The main character with XP (Kaoru) stares out her window.

XP is more common in Japan than other places, but Yui seems just as realistically affected as Bella Thorne.



She watches a man ride a bike with a kayak on the side. He sits on a bench, but Kauro can't see his face because the bus sign blocks it.



This will be important later.

His friends show up and he rides away.

Kaoru goes to sleep. The next day, there are a lot of establishing shots of Kamakura juxtaposed with the sun. When the sun goes down, Kaoru wakes up. She goes downstairs and meets her parents.

Kaoru puts some cream on her face, which is good enough for the fictionalized XP. Her father disaparages her music and her mother warns her that sunris is at 4:40.

Yui is a pop star in Japan, so this is her marketing scheme. A movie about XP.

Kaora goes to the train station, lights a candle, and some policemen have a conversation about her, saying she has XP and can only go out at night.

In Everything, Everything (2017), there was a clumsy opening narration explaining SID. But that was preferable to ... this.

The movie stops for about 3:03 to showcase one of Yui's songs.


For whose sake am I living?
The cloudy days pass by
How much do you feel this pain and weakness?
Drowning myself in worthless yesterdays...

...it sounds nice in Japanese.

but eventually she sings two lines in English.

Tomorrow Never Knows
It's happy line.


There's a lot of sun and star imagery.


The title appears almost 14 minutes into this movie.



Oh, the movie is also called Song of the Sun, but that would ruin my entire gimmick with this entry,


Kaoru lays on the bench by her house. She sees the bus sign and moves it over.

This confused me so much that I actually looked up to see if Japan had some unfamiliar bus stop rules. But she just wants to move the sign so that she can see the boy the next time he rides by. It took me too long to figure that out.

The next day, the boy, Koji, sits outside the bench and Kaoru watches him. If I had waited thirty seconds, I wouldn't have had to waste time figuring out the bus sign thing.


Now she just has to cut the wires.

Kaoru's cousin, Misiki, comes over to visit. She asks her aunt and uncle about a protective suit. Again, really clumsy exposition. I would prefer a voice-over narration. They go to get ice-cream.



It took almost twenty minutes for the romance aimed at teenage girls to include shirtless guys and surfing.

Koji's friends notice the sun is high, check their watches, and yell at him to leave because it is almost ten.

Get it? He also has to come in because the sun is too high. I would have thought that people just check the time instead of mentioning that the sun is high, but I'm not in this movie.

Kaoru watches sourly as a police officer moves the sign back. Then she plays the Tommorrow Never Knows song to Miziki at the train station.

In case it isn't obvious, this entire movie is an excuse to sell Yuri's latest album.

How come when I do an non-exploitation movie, it ends up being more exploitative than the actual exploitation movies?

Kaoru spots Koji and decides to run and talk to him.

This movie is two hours, but there are a lot of slow shots to pad it out.

Kaoru catches up to Koji at a train crossing and accidentally tackles him to the ground. On the rails.


She does the awkward crush talk, where one of the first things she tells him is that she lives with her parents and later she tells him she doesn't have a boyfriend.

This conversation goes off the rails.

She is just finished telling him she likes bananas when Miziki rescues her. Miziki informs her that this is a silly thing to say, unaware of the subconcious phallic imagery.

At the window, Kaoru and Miziki gossip about Koji. Miziki figures that she must go to the same school as him, so Kaoru sends her to spy on him.



Yeah, that is a plot point. Sure hope this high-school has no security cameras.

Kaoru's mother goes to the doctor and says that Kaoru has already passed the age when  she was supposed to die-  the doctor said they should prepare themselves mentally

Then she asks about the possibility of a cure.

Some voice-over exposition about XP and a girl with the fictionalized XP comes through.


I was just praising this movie's lack of blatant voice-over exposition! I think that Midnight Sun (2013) is struggling to fill the two hour run time.


Kaoru watches the extensive video footage that Miziki took of Koji and this is the creepiest part of the movie.  The camera isn't exactly discreet and she got tons and tons of footage, including some of his friends.

Afterwards, Miziki concludes that Koji is a huge idiot.

Kaoru spends time watching the voyeuristic videos of Koji and damn, I thought American romance movies portrayed unhealthy relationships.

Yui plugs another song (Good-bye Days, in English) as she sits at the bus stop. 

I searched for the lyrics to this song, but they appear to be different in the movie. 

The only one I can make out is

I'll never see your eyes

Yes, they put a song called Good-Bye Days in a movie about XP.

I wonder whether Yui wrote the song first and then searched for a disease that fit it, or she was tasked to write a song for a movie about XP.

When Kaoru looks up, Koji is there. The conversation basically goes like this:

Koji: You're the girl who chased me onto the train tracks, right?

Kaoru: Yes, sorry.

Koji: You sing and play guitar well.

Kaoru: You surf.


Kaoru has more chemistry with the sun than with Koji

She reveals that she lives in the house right above them and Koji wonders why they never met.

Kaoru's watch beeps and she leaves before the sun comes up. But Koji stops her and says he is looking forward to her next street performance.

Summer vacation begins. Koji's mother is upset because he is spending so much time surfing that his grades are bad. Koji decides to not surf, but go to an concert with Kaoru instead.

The singer is terrible because he doesn't have the luxury of a post-production Yui song dubbed in.

Kaoru rejects Koji's suggestion to go up and perform. They go off on a motorcycle together to the city.

Kaoru  performs a song called "I Want to Fly Well", which is clearly a dark reference to the legend of Icarus.

Some random people join her and know the exact chords and rhythm to play and everyone gathers to watch her.



Teenage girls watching this: This could be you as long as you are Yuri.

Cut to Kaoru playing in a new location. Where is this? Why did all these people come? No idea, but you can buy Yuri's hot new single Good-bye Days today!

Kaoru rides to the coast on the back of Koji's motorcycle and the instrumental version of Goodbue Days is quite nice.

Koji tells Kaoru that her music is quite nice and she deserves to be recorded and be a star and Yuri is like "Why do you think I made this movie?"

At least Koji didn't say something like "You deserve a spotlight."

What he does say is "do you love me?"

Kaoru nods and the movie isn't even half over yet.

The movie isn't even half over. 

Koji casually mentions that the coast has a nice sunrise, which will happen in about ten minutes.

I feel like people don't mention the sunrise in real life this often.

Kaoru wastes about a full minute talking to Koji and then attempts to outrun the sun. Koji rescues her with his motorcycle. Teenager girl fantasy, remember.

Then...the most hilarious scene...

The film goes slow motion as Kaoru attempts to get into her house as the sun rises. And the music is comically dramatic.

Kaoru gets inside safely.



OR DOES SHE?

Miziki and Kaoru's parents look for her and Miziki reveals to Koji that Kaoru can't be out in the sun. Karou is rushed to the hospital.

The doctor says that the amount of sunlight wasn't enough to cause damage and sends her home.

On the way back, Kaoru's parents figure out she likes a boy and for some reason, they are more concerned about who the boy is than that he almost killed their daughter.

Koji sulks around on his bike and I can't believe there is still half the movie to go.

Koji comes to her house and confronts her. Koji laments that she "sang so well"

Yeah, this entire movie is an ego project for Yuri, isn't it?

Kaoru does her whole "I want to live a normal life" spiel and how is this movie only half over?

Cut to Koji looking sad on the beach.



He sells his surfboard for 2000 yen. Then he takes a job cleaning boats for 6000 yen.

Kaoru's father interrogates Miziki about Koji.  by roleplaying high-school student and it is crepy. He enlists her help to  find out more information about Koji.

Kaoru lays around and plugs Goodbye Days. She goes to dinner, but sees Miziki and Koji there. Some pretty funny awkward moments.

By "pretty funny", I mean it's mildly amusing for this movie, which has almost no intentionally funny parts.

Koji has a surprise:


It's a music school. Koji still has no idea that Kaoru might die by the end of the movie, so he asks her if she wants to go too. She nods and that's actually an effective scene.

However...

I hate when people say "This movie should have..." instead of talking about what the movie did, but I'm going to do that here.

This movie should have made it so that Koji  only made enough money to send one of them to music school. It doesn't feel like a sacrifice if he also gets to go.

Koji and Kaoru go out walking. Kaoru is touched that Koji thinks she could be able to do something but struggles to break the "Thanks, but I'm probably going to die sooon" conversation.



In Japan, does the phrase "the wrong side of the track" mean something else? Because this scene....

Koji tells Kaoru all the symptoms that he's notice, such as not going out during the day, and the "she's really a vampire twist would really make sense here.


And then the train comes and they die.

The movie has "gone off the rails", so it's time to return to the main focus: selling Yuri's song.

She hums "Good-bye Days" as Koji repurchases his surfboard. She tries playing it on the guitar while Miziki reads in her bed, but she keeps messing up the chords.

Maybe she should go to music school or something.

She looks at her hand, and goes to get something to eat. She stares at herself in the mirror.


I feel awful saying this, because it plays into the entire "You don't look sick" mindset, but she doesn't look like she has XP.

Kaoru is unable to play guitar due to her hand. So she goes to the hospital. The doctor looks at her brain scans and says that her brain has begun contracting. Then he goes into an explanation of XP so that the movie will feel that it isn't just there to sell Yuri's music.

Kaoru's father and the doctor talk in the waiting room. Kaori's laments that he never let her leave the house as a child and he did Everything, Everything (2017) for her but this still happened. He wishes that it was a sudden shock instead.

20 more minutes, including credits.

Koji comes to Kaoru's house and asks how she is doing, but mostly to confirm that he didn't do anything strange. Kaoru assures him no, but tells him that the first time she say him was outside the window.

I hope that she tells him she enlisted her cousin to stalk him.

Flashback to Koji messing around with a surfer's board and then a shirtless guy comes out and this movie was made for teenage girls, wasn't it?



Kaoru says that watching him throughout the years made her feel happy and somehow this doesn't freak Koji out. I'm glad she doesn't tell him about Miziki stalking him with a camera.

Koji leaves. Kaoru said "See you:, and then Koji looks back, so they are definitely not going to see each other again.

Just kidding, Kaoru yells after him that, ever though she can't play guitar with her hand, she can still sing. Gotta plug those Yuri songs.

Koji walks away and cries.

Then Koji, Kaoru, and her parents go on a surprise visit to a recording studio.



This movie was at a lose-lose situation with me.

If Kaoru had died after the last conversation, I would have complained because that was a cliche.

Since Kaoru didn't die after the last conversation, I'm complaining that they wasted the emotional weight of that scene.

Kaoru gets to record her song before she dies. This isn't something you should just spring on something.

Kaoru asks to record it without her parents or Koji there because "it would be better for them to wait for the CD to come out."

...she's recording her funeral music, isn't she?

Koaur sings, what else, "Good-bye days"

We don't get to hear it, but there is no way Yuri wouldn't end the movie on "Good-bye Days",

Outside, Kojii tells Kaoru's parents that Kaoru is going to be a star once her CD comes out, and that she'll have a great future, and how has he not done research?

Kaoru finishes recording. It would be hilarious if she pulled a The Producers and her funeral song is terrible.

Kaoru sits outside on the beach in her Chekov's outfit and waches Koji surf. If she dies on the beach, well, What Ever Happened To Kaoru?



Speaking of which, her father casually tell her that she can take off her suit and run to Koji if she wants. Kaoru reminds him that she'll die. I don't knw if he meant that as a joke.

Now, the translation from Japanese has been pretty bad so far, and I'm really hoping that Kaoru's next line sounds better in Japanese

"I decided to move on until I die, because I move on with all my might."

Kaoru stands up and walks toward the water and Koji.

I can't properly describe how out-of-place and bad her parent's dialogue is. But in summary

"She's lived in darkness, but she's always been stubborn about what she wanted."



Right as she reaches Koji, she freezes and says her final line.



"What a strange face."




THEY ACTUALLY USED SUNFLOWERS AT HER FUNERAL.

THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

Also, her complexion is great for someone who died of XP.

The writing throughout this movie has been fairly poor, but it just gives up here.

The CD comes out. I guess it wasn't her funeral music. Koji listens to, what else, Goodbye days,

So does Miziki.

So do her parents.

It plays over the radio.

Teenage girls watching this movie, if you want to make it, you should die young. But buy Yuri's latest album first.

The movie ends with Kaori recording the song and Koji going to surf.





Then a shot of the city out a window. Like the beginning.



The first credit tells us why the movie was made.



Midnight Sun (2006) might be a good movie, or it might be bad. It's irrelevant, because I'm confused. Why did they release this in America in 2018 while using American actors in the advertisments. Is Yui trying to get her music recognized in America? Why wait so long?

I can't rate this movie because if it increases sales of Yui's music, it will have succeeded.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Psych Out

CW- Sexual assault, heavy drug abuse.

Psych Out (1968) hippie exploitation film-

Hippies are so hip they don't even get a portmanteau like "hipsploitation."

-about a deaf runaway looking for her missing brother in San Francisco's hippie district. Which is odd, because if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that San Francisco is a hippie district.

Now the first question is "What is a hippie exploitation film?"


Any more questions?


Some people claim that the opening shot of a movie is important to establish the overall tone of the film. If so, I would say that Psych Out nailed it.



It starts with a woman staring blankly a flower.

She is definitely in San Francisco.




DEAN STOCKWELL IS IN THIS FILM?!



JACK NICHOLSON IS IN THIS FILM?!?!?



SUSAN STRASBERG IS IN THIS FILM?!?!?

I didn't know who Susan Stransberg was beforehand, but she was in the Night Gallery segment "Midnight Never Ends"

A lot of movies start with have a few establishing shots of their locations.

Psych-out lets us know we are in San Francisco.



I don't even know if this is an exaggeration.

The main character stands in the middle of the street and almost gets run over by a car.

Driver: Drug Addicts! Think you can do anything you damn please
Jenny: I'm deaf!

As if they are mutually exclusive.



Seeing Jack Nicholson in one of these movies is an extremely bizarre experience.

The hippies do hippie things and talk about hippie things . The hippies try to talk up Jen. Jack Nicholson plays a character named "Stoney"

....God damn it, Movie.

Jack Nicholson plays a character named "Stoney", due to his love for rocks.



Stony guesses that Jen is deaf and has to read lips.He covers his lips and says "let's kill her and eat her."

Nicholson is referencing the Donner Party. 12 years before he referenced the Donner Party.

Jenny asks for a cup of coffee.

Elwood: I'll get it. Serving is part of my racial memory.

It's still Black History Month, isn't it?

Stony notices that some undercover cops are showing Jenny's picture, because she is a runaway.

Stony tells Jenny, without speaking, that the cops are after her.

The solution is for Stony and Elwood to get into a fight and distract the cops.

But, while Stony and Elwood are being dragged away, the hippies start chanting "peace and love" and the cops let them go.

Is this how the late sixties worked? Or was this like a San Francisco thing?

Stony, Elwood, and Ben stare at some trippy art. Everything in this movie makes me question whether this is even exploiting hippies or accurately representing them.

They are getting posters and drums for their band from someone named Warren.  Stony complains that they need business. He also complains that "Dave" is never there.



Mumblin' Jim is insensitive to Deaf people,



This is why I hate reviewing good movies. If this were a bad movie, I could make a joke like "Is that a suggestion for the actors?"

They go around San Francisco putting up posters for their band and giving the filmmakers more excuses to exploit portray hippies.


Stony drives past Jenny arguing with her brother's landlady. They stop and learn that Jenny's brother has left, but left a postcard.



A policeman drives by and they get out of there to find Jenny's brother.

Stony tactfully tells her that she "will be picked up in five minutes" if she "doesn't get out of those square clothes"

They go to some thrift shop. Stony tells her to take whatever she wants for free like some sort of hippie communist. Jenny tries on some clothes and the movie tastefully keeps the camera above her shoulders.



Did you forget that this is a "hippie exploitation" movie? It reminds you.



Ben proposes that Jenny stay with Stony. Elwood reminds him that Stony only does one night stands. Cut to Stony attempting to have a one-night stand with a girl. Tell, then show.

It's like every thirty seconds this movie wants to remind us we are in San Francisco. In the 70s.


Stony leads Jenny into his bedroom and they don't have sex. Stony leaves As I said, this movie is very tasteful. Even when Stony leaves and Jenny changes into a robe, it only shows the back of her shoulders,

Then Stony crawls into bed with her while she is sleeping and puts his arm over her chest. When she wakes up and tries to escape, he climbs on top of her.


A girl opens the refrigerator and take out a fishbowl.

This movie has long stretches where it seems like a typical movie and then something happens like a girl takes a fishbowl out of a refrigerator.



Warren has a breakdown at the gallery. Stony, Elwood and Ben come to calm him. Warren claims to be able to snap out of his hallucinations by snapping his fingers, but it doesn't work.

He hallucinates everyone as zombies, and tries to cut off his own hand with a Saw (2004).

Jenny inquires why Warren would do acid when it has such negative side effects.

I wish I had seen this movie in sixth grade health class for drug prevention. It would be a lot more effective and interesting.

Anyway, Jenny happens to spot a piece of art done by her brother Steve.

I'll buy it...

This leads them to Dean Stockell, playing a man named Dave.



Not a stereotype. Dave takes a liking to Jenny.


Dave: You know, I like sound, but sometimes I prefer silence.

Dave goes on a pseudo-philosophical tangent about how light is the only thing that exists or something like that..

More pseudo than his other pseudo-philosophical tangents.

Dave knows Steve. He calls him The Seeker.



Dave: You seek the Seeker and the Seeker seeks God. Wouldn't you rather ask God?

The next logical thing is to go to the church and ask a priest. The priest claims that Steve was "gathering a following" when he gave talks in the park, but now lives in the city dump.

So they go to the city dump!


Get it? Jesus Saves = Jess Saes. Like the postcard.

That's pretty clever.

Of the screenwriter.

I'm just wondering what would happen if her name wasn't Jess. The entire plan wouldn't work.

And did he do the whole religiousjust to get to Jesus = Jess?

"Jess is Jesus Without You"

They find a car:

Some guys come out from behind the cars and call them flower children.

...based on this movies, 90% of San Francisco consists of flower children.

Jenny learns that these guys are angry at Steve for "talking too much." Then they try to assault Jenny. Stoney defends her.

...Considering Stony assaulted Jenny earlier in the movie...

...Oh, I'm trying to assign morality to characters in an exploitation movie.

The fight starts out ordinary until Elwood...turns this into Don Quixote?



Seriously, this is the best PSA against drug use.

Cut to...some of the better blood effects from the late 60s



This is actually their concert.

A random guy asks Jenny to dance. She replies that she can't because she can't hear the music.

As if that matters.

An agent comes up to Stoney and gives him a card to get into 'the ballroom'. Later that night, Stony and Jenny kiss.

Consensually, this time.

Then they have sex...I think.

It took almost fifty minutes to get to the "How does a 'hippie exploitation' movie portray sex?" question,


Taking "the birds and the bees" a bit literally?



This sex is an out-of-body experience!

The theme song plays over the sex. And I still can't understand any of the lyrics!

The next day, Dave comes over, having heard the terrible news; Stony is giving money to an agent in order to get into the ballroom.

This is the gateway to a 9-5 job.

Thst wasn't my joke; that was the movie's. This movie is pretty good.

Stony ignores Jenny and leaves for...a funeral?


Notice the flower imagery persists throughout the movie, probably to draw attention to the "flower child"

The funeral is for Warren. As people carry his coffin, an incredibly inappropriately upbeat song plays and a liberal arts college campus forms.



The jokes on the audience though! After the priest gives a eulogy about the importance of love, the coffin opens and Warren's fiance crawls it. It was a mock-wedding. (?)

Psych-out's original title was One Funeral and A Wedding.

But they changed it to avoid spoilers.

Jenny tries to approach Stony as the band practices, but Stony ignores her.

Jenny becomes frustrated with the hippie lifestyle, so she goes for a walk.

Stony becomes frustrated with the practice, so he takes a break.

I become frustrated with the movie, because it lost the plot.

The hippies gossip about drugs, intercut shots of Jenny walking past people offering drugs.

I really wish that my elementary school anti-drug program had shown us this movie.

Stony walks around the, um, living space.  Jesus  someone drops down through the ceiling.

Shattering the glass ceiling

Impressive prison imagry

What does it mean? Drugs are a prison? Religion is a prison? This movie is a prison?

He grabs the art piece that Steve made, claiming that it belongs to him because God gave it to him.

So,  half hour before the movie ends, Jen's brother drops through the ceiling because God told him to make an art piece with his hands.

A literal deus-ex-machina

Stony tells Steve that his sister is looking for him. Steve asks for a day to get not-high before seeing her.

oh! tragic backstory time.

Jesus?


Steve says he ran away from home when "they" took "her things" away when they were young.

like her hearing? Was she the victim of some sick experiment?

Actually, just dolls. This is a different sort of exploitation film.

Steve says that their mother was cruel and one day tried to take Jen's toys away. Then Jen started acted weird. And by weird, I mean she walked around and the camera tilted.



Then a spider crawled out of her mouth and she screamed.



And afterwards, she never heard a sound.

So maybe this is one of those exploitation movies.

Then the band plays at the Ballroom and it's hard to appreciate the "hippie exploitation" aspect of this film when it just showed a preview for The Exorcist (1973)

Jenny stares at the stage in wonder as  Jesus  Steve enters. Right before he reaches Jenny, some people attack him.

Dave confronts Stony after the concert for giving in to the capitalist system and also for sleeping with multiple girls.

This could be an interesting critique of capitalism if this wasn't an exploitation film.

Steve attempts to get back into the party but some people jump him, Steve gets a torch, lures the guys into a tent, and ignites the tent. Is this Jesus imagery or is it just me?



Dave and Jenny flirt, which involves emptying a smoke into a glass of alcohol.

Dave proposes getting revenge on Stony by sleeping with Jenny. Jenny and Dave kiss and at the moment, Stony walks in.

This bothers me.

Not for the contrivance, but that this exploitation movie passed up the chance for a sex scene.

Stony yells at Jenny and Dave takes a drink of concoction. Jenny downs the rest and tells Dave that she is looking for her brother.

..I'm not saying that this should have been the twist, but an interesting twist would be if Jenny and Dave slept together and then it turned out that Dave was Jenny's brother.

Dave reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a note that says "God is in the flame"

Also, there's an address on the back. This had better be explained in the final eight minutes of the movie.

Jenny runs off. Stony comes back and learns that Jenny took some odd drugs and ran off to find her brother.

Stony: You sick, crazy bastard. Do you understand that she doesn't know that drug? And that something could happen to her, that she could be hurt?

Kids, don't take unfamiliar drugs. Only use drugs you are familiar with..

Jenny goes to the address and finds that her brother has lit up.

No religious imagery here.


For some reason, Jenny is upset. I just think that, in this movie about hippie culture, she should be more acccepting of other people's decision.

Then the drugs take effect and Jenny turns into  Carrie (1976) Firestarter (1984),



Don't do drugs, kids.

Jenny runs away from the fire into the reservoir.

She floats, too

Then somehow she ends up in the middle of the street with fireballs/cars around her and almost gets hit.

Get it? It's like the beginning of the movie, when she almost got hit by a car.

Somehow, Jenny can hear again.

Somehow, the hippies find her.

Also, a car hits Dave and he dies.



"Reality is deadly place, I hope this trip was a good one."

So the moral is, do drugs, cure deafness, kill your friend.

Psycho-Out (1968) is by far the most effective anti-drug PSA I've ever seen,